Special people, and even while we don't get together on the regular, we have this amazing thing we have in common: BEEEERRRRRRRR
Here's a special Google Docs link just for our lil' share group that will allow us to update/knock out our whales in a sexy fashion.
With the possible demise of First Sunday looming, stirring in the cauldron of its wake is our very own First Saturday. Much needed to prevent the dreaded First Monday hangovers and the 'unable to do shit' First Sunday Curses, this special gathering is an excellent time to bring out the big beer guns and grant each others' lowly liquid wishes.
The point of this whole gig is to come together, to touch beer dicks and drink from glasses with pretentious names like Tekus, and beers with even more pretentious names, like Civil Disobedience, or the Brown Note (edit: I don't know anyone that has actually bought the Brown Note). But no one can deny the liquid bliss these things provide.
Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT leave your beers under Eric's Sprinter/aka Rape Van Extraordinaire. He will humiliate you.
And also: Don't drink out of the fuckin' pool. Please.
BRING FORTH THE WHALESSSSSSSSS! WE SHALL, TOGETHER, SLAY THEM ALL!
Add to the list/note things you have as you see fit, my people! It's a Google doc, so it's totally editable (to my understanding)
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